The Rehab Tattler News 

Written by, Zachary

This page is written by my eleven year old son. It

is for your enjoyment and is purely fictional.

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Mom Moves Opossum's Outside                                                             Raccoon Outrage

The opossums have graduated to the big cages.                                      We went inside a story about two outraged

Raccoon witnesses Tinkerbell and Snowball said                                      baby raccoons. They claim their feeding times

"they sounded so happy". We interviewed Cory                                       have been changed. We asked the rehabber what

and Raven, the opossums. They said they were                                       the times had been changed to. We were told "no

so glad to be moved outside. "But we were a                                         comment" and escorted off the property. We later

little scared during the big storm last night".                                          snuck back in to ask the raccoons but they were

                                                                                                        gone. Our camera man later revealed them in the

                                                                                                        house, warm and cozy in a playpen with blankets

                                                                                                        and toys.

"Wildman" hates food

Our sources have revealed that the raccoon

named "Wildman" says he hates the food being

given to him. Our investigation has concluded

that all of the other raccoons, except for

"Scrunchy", liked the food being served.

"Scrunchy" claims the food is absolutely disgusting.

When we asked "Wildman", he said "no comment"

and bit us. Were our sources wrong?